Bologna Breath

by Sara

Pregnancy does weird things to us.  For me, it has made my nose turn against me and my husband.  His breath always smells like bologna.  He brushes his teeth, uses mouthwash, and nothing helps.  He even had a dental cleaning less than a month ago.  Bologna.  I’m pretty positive he isn’t secretly gorging himself on the stuff like his own little pregnancy craving.  In fact, he doesn’t even eat vegan lunch meats (and we only ever have “turkey” in the house).  Nonetheless, I have to hold my breath to keep from gagging on the bologna aroma he now exudes.  Pregnancy.

By the way, I just Googled Bologna Breath.  I’m pretty sure it’s not that either.

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